Where We Left Off: Ronnie and Sammi broke up, J-Woww agreed to be exclusive with her boyfriend Roger, andSnooki dispensed this priceless Jersey Shore wisdom: “After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get [bleep] done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.”
Why We Can't Wait: Because next season (Season 4) is filmed in Italy -- where the language barrier (what's Italian for "GTL"?) will make fist pumping, cat fights, and hot tub hook-ups all the more entertaining.