You want a martyr approach? How about the fact that I have to watch a Douche-filled episode not once, but twice for you people? Come on! In non-Douche footage (all five minutes of it), J.T. wins the reward challenge and takes Stephen with him on an overnight reward. Erinn frets about her position back at camp with Taj. J.T. then wins the endurance immunity challenge and wants to vote Erinn out. Stephen is undecided between Douche and Erinn going into Tribal Council. And over on The Douche Show, Douche realizes that he has no control over this game and suddenly develops a bunch of excuses for his inevitable boot -- I mean, "asthma and a bad back." Though he practically begs not to go, J.T. sends Douche to Exile anyway since he's sick of hearing about how awesome Douche is at living off the land but never seeing Douche work around camp or even start a fire.
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