Everything We Know About the Sweet Valley High Movie

 

If you were a girl of reading age anytime between 1983 and 2003, you probably remember devouring a few Sweet Valley High books.

The phenomenally successful young adult series, which followed the day-to-day adventures of identical (but otherwise opposite) twins Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, has spawned at least eight spin-off series, a TV show, and even a rumored musical. And now: a movie!

Oscar-winning Juno writer Diablo Cody, fresh off the (albeit disappointing) opening of Jennifer's Body and still glowing from her Emmy-lauded Showtime series United States of Tara, wants to make the Sweet Valley film adaptation her next teenage-girl-fest. Here's what Cody has spilled so far about the project on her Twitter feed:

- She identifies with both twins: "Like most girls, I'm a Jelizabeth.")

- The film will be set in the '80s: "Don't feel like brokering some deal with T-Mobile to give Enid a Sidekick."

- She's a fan of the twins' rich-bitch nemesis Lila Fowler -- who is awfully Megan Fox-y -- Just sayin'.

- She's thrilled that hardcore fans have started contacting her: "Sweet Valley High characters are tweeting at me. I'm having a nerdgasm."

- She doesn't want to upgrade the Wakefield girls' ride: "I brought up the Fiat in every pitch. I think it's important."

- The genre will be "Sharp comedy/satire, plenty of 'sincere' SVH moments too. No werewolves."

- Elizabeth's sweet boyfriend will be featured prominently: "Plenty of Todd."

- It won't be anything like the '90s TV show: "Oh, I assure you it won't be."

- Cody fought hard to get the gig: "You have no idea how many bitches I took down to do this project. I went 'full Jessica.' Believe it."

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