Open Letter to Kanye West: Be Nice to Taylor on 'SNL'

Dear Kanye West,

As you know, Taylor Swift is hosting SNL. tomorrow night. You'll probably be there, according to Perez Hilton.

"Word on the street is that producers at Saturday Night Live are working overtime to book a "SURPRISE" cameo by Kanye West when Taylor Swift hosts the show in November. Sources tell us this is very likely to happen!" says Perez Hilton, posted on October 26.

And Kanye, even if you don't show up, you'll be there in spirit (and no doubt referenced in an early skit). Even the promo clips for the show have Kanye call-outs.

Here's one: "Hey, Taylor, Kanye just called. He thinks Beyonce should host." -- Bill Hader

So, I hope you're happy now. Because of your antics at the VMA's, you and Taylor Swift are inextricably linked for all eternity. And that's too bad, because the whole odd couple thing was much funnier when it was T-Swizzle and T-Pain doing their "Thug's Life" collaboration last June, at the Country Music Television Awards. Let's watch it again, for posterity's sake.

That video still slays me--which gives me hope for a good SNL this week. And she didn't even swear at the end. What a class act. So Kanye, if/when you do show up tomorrow night, try not to hog the spotlight. Remember what T-Swifty-Sweezy-Swizzle said:

"You don¹t wanna fight me / in my extra small white tee. / What? What? I knit sweaters, yo!"

Sincerely yours,
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