Teri Hatcher has been dating Stephen T. Kay for about five minutes, but she's already declaring her love for him. Know what that means? She's totally getting dumped.
"I'm not single anymore," the actress told Extra Monday night at the Golden Globes. "I'm totally in love and it's fabulous."
Doesn't she know that is the kiss of death? Celebrities aren't supposed to talk about how in love they are. Bad. Bad. Bad.