Have a high school reunion with yourself by cracking open your yearbook and looking up old classmates online.
Classmates.com,
Facebook,
MySpace and
Google are good places to start. This can be much more relaxing than a real reunion, as it does not require you to look fabulous, make small talk or wear a name tag. For the full effect, download songs from your glory days while doing so (remember that Phil Collins prom theme?) For ten minutes, see what ex-boyfriends are doing, tell off old rivals in your mind, and flash back to your pre-mommy glory days, when life was simpler and legs were cellulite-free. Then feel good about yourself and all that you've accomplished, including finally figuring out your hair. And thank God you're not back there anymore.