What do you think Masi Oka is like in real life? I see him as this quietly funny guy, who can totally let loose with friends.
Who knows if I'm correct, but since I've decided to find him a lady, I figured I should get to know the guy, right?
You see, awhile back I saw Masi on Ellen and she totally made a fake classified ad for him. Well that was back in September 2007, so I figured I should update it for all the ladies out there. It'd be a mitzvah of sorts.
First of all, the good news is that Masi told me he "could still use a classified." That means he's single! (Who's swooning?)
Now, before we get to what Masi's looking for in a woman (suspense!), here's why you should want to date him.
1. He's totally modest. He still has the same car he had before he got famous. It's his way of staying humble.
2. He cares about the environment. Masi's old car (see #1) is starting to break down, and since he needs a car that actually functions, he "might be getting a hybrid very soon."
3. He's chill. "I'm not into big, flashy kinds of stuff," Masi said.
4. He's really great at yelling "Yatta!" in a really goofy, yet cute, way (Heroes fans know what I'm talking about). Plus, Masi said that this season "they want him to be more goofy again. It's a hard balance to make him grow but still be fun." And if anyone can do that, Hiro Nakamura can.
Now that that's been established, here's all you have to do to score a date with Masi Oka. You must be "someone who's grounded and smart and has a great sense of humor."
If only I didn't have such a huge crush on Milo, I'd totally apply.
