The Today Show Kills Betty White
Michael Jackson's death has made everyone a little nutty and, apparently, has killed Betty White.
Reporter for The Today Show, Michael Okwu, announced that, if Michael Jackson's final resting place was Forest Lawn Memorial Cemetery, that he would be in some very good company. Like Liberace, David Carradine and BETTY WHITE!
Obviously Betty is still alive. I just saw her hilarious performance in The Proposal.
Note to Mr. Anchorman: Please don't kill anymore celebs than necessary. We just can't take it. Thanks.
