Eva Longoria's husband, Tony Parker, has finally released a statement of his own, via his lawyer, regarding the accusations that he had an affair with French model Alexandra Paressant. In fact, Tony says he's never even met the woman. "Tony adamantly and unconditionally denies ever having laid eyes on this woman, let alone having had an affair with her," says Tony's lawyer. "The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated." He goes on to say that, on behalf of Tony and Eva, he will "pursue all legal remedies against those making such false accusations."
Meanwhile, The Parkers are still lovin' it up out in public. Okay, so maybe I'm coming around and starting to believe that the French model is a liar, but the statement that Tony's lawyer gave reminded me of a line from the fabulous Grease. You know at the bonfire, when Danny pretends to be all cool and not in love with Sandy, so she throws her pom-poms at him and says, "I wish I never laid eyes on you!"? Then Kenickie says, "I bet that's not all she laid on you." I just think it was a poor choice of words.