Barneys New YorkCan we wear this $110 Barneys New York crystal bow dog collar to the next summer wedding? (No, right?)
Etsy/TailsEndThis $135 teepee is available through the TailsEnd shop on Etsy, and it's intended for cozy feline napping. But humans cat nap, too, and we'd love to take this darling patterned tent camping!
Etsy/KavanteCould you just die? This bed from Etsy shop Kavante is made for one extremely lucky (and spoiled) pooch -- it will set you back $3,265!
Etsy/HolaPapelMacheThis cobalt blue pet bowl from HolaPapelMache on Etsy reminds us of a fabulous Greek vacation. Too bad we can't eat out of it, too.
Etsy/ModernistCatThis spectacular mid-century modern furniture specimen from Etsy shop ModernistCat is actually intended as a litter box or pet bed! OMG, love.
Etsy/BlameItOnAnnieThis $349 luxe faux fur coverlet from Etsy's BlameItOnAnnie is so swank, we want it for our own bed. Meow indeed!
HSNBling much? This triple-row dog collar from HSN seems like it could work for a Vegas-ready human bracelet. Just sayin'.
This chenille pet bed from Overstock seems fit for an extremely indulgent human relaxation sesh. Glass of wine, great book...yes, we could get used to this. (Kitty, may we borrow? Pretty please?)
Etsy/SillyBuddyThis seersucker bowtie from Etsy shop SillyBuddy is made for pups, but we think our human main squeeze would look dashing in it, too.
We totally want to go for a twirl like a prima ballerina in this dog dress from Pampered Puppy.
Alesandra Dubin is a Los Angeles-based writer and the founder of home and travel blog Homebody in Motion. Follow her on Facebook, Google+ and Twitter.