[Editor's note: Don't think you can perform a striptease? Think again! In this article by Tracey Cox, she walks you through every step to help you pull it off. Then keep reading below to find the guy-preferred songs that best suit your personality. When it comes to stripteases, you decide your comfort level, but one thing's for sure: Your guy will love you for it!]
The visual caress of a well-executed striptease can turn almost any man into a light-headed, panting puddle on the floor. And that's just the impersonal work of a stripper. Getting a girlfriend to agree to a personal erotic dance is one of life's great pleasures. But if you think getting her to do it is tough, getting her to do it well is even harder. Sitting there while a girl self-consciously flails around can be the ultimate mood killer.
However, you can help by choosing the music. The right song can make all the difference in the world. Pick the wrong one and watch the clumsy fumbling begin, but pick the perfect one, and watch her lose herself in the music. With so much at stake, it's only fair that we give you a few suggestions. We've dug deep too, going beyond cliches like Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" or strip club staples like "Leave Your Hat On." Pick your favorite, dim the lights, sit back, and enjoy the show.
- "Pony" by Ginuwine
While she's grinding in your lap, the last thing on your mind will likely be the lyrics of the song she's dancing to. But this smooth tune from R&B wunderkid Ginuwine is chocked full of gems like "If you're horny, let's do it/Ride it, my pony/My saddle's waitin'/Come and jump on it." From there, a deep, throbbing bass line and electrified background vocals elevate this one from a cheesy song to a soundtrack for a memorable night. Just make sure your pony has saddle on; you don't want any unexpected fillies galloping around nine months later.