Last night was the premiere of this season's (say it with me, in your best Tyra voice) America's Next Top Model. 33 semi-starved, hopeful girls flew into LA to run around in army boot stilettos, cry at the mere glimpse of Tyra in the flesh, and embarrass themselves on national television. Some may call it a fool's journey, but not here. Here we honor their valiant efforts. Let's recap!