The Top Reasons Why Reddit Users Are Single

It's okay. Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway. You just keep on doing you

We've all been there — You do something dumb and have a moment of clarity where you realize your singledom is nobody's fault but your own.

The lonely hearts at Reddit were asked what their best "and that's why I'm single" moments were and these were the best responses:

 

 

 

 

 

"Just this morning, I realized I have been washing my clothes with Cascade Dish detergent for the past few months." - zeppex

 

 

"I was bored one night, so I went out and bought some industrial strength balloons, came home and spent like 4 or 5 hours learning to make balloon animals. In the afterglow, surrounded by my little rubber friends, I wondered what the hell I'd just done." - goat cream

 

 

"I think the last time I approached a girl at the bar I opened with, 'whats your favorite dinosaur'" - sweens90

 

 

"A girl was flirting with me pretty obviously and asked to borrow my jacket because she was cold. Instead of giving it to her, I suggested that she do jumping jacks." - carlfro

 

 

"I'm in my twenties and still think axe body spray is an acceptable substitute for deodorant and/or cologne." - themurraythrill

 

 

"Catching my reflection in the TV after I'd dropped the spoon on the floor and had just started waggling my finger around in the Nutella jar to get the last bits out." - caitlinslalw

 

 

"I ride my unicycle to the liquor store." - mangledmonkey

 

 

"I have over 1000 pictures of my cats on my phone, and on Valentines day I drank bottle of wine, cuddled with them, and cried while I played Zelda." - shelby312

 

 

"I farted my dog awake last night as I was watching Olympics..." - Andy411

 

 

But hey, chin up guys.

 

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