TV Recap: The Hills Season Premiere

It's the time we've all been waiting for -- The Hills premiere!

When we last saw Lauren and Whitney, they were off to Paris for Teen Vogue. When the girls arrive they squeal over the Eiffel Tower and head to pick up their ball gowns for their big fancy party. The girls screw up their first work task when they arrive at a boutique after it's closed and can't get shoes for their models. Seems they should have went for the shoes before their gowns. Live and learn, girls, live and learn.

In Colorado, Heidi is trying to take her break from Spencer by skiing and hanging with her family. She gets counseled by her mom, who tells her to concentrate on herself. Back in Cali, Spencer's sis comes to visit him and he moons over Heidi. Stephanie tells him it's a bad idea to follow Heidi to Colorado but Spence has his own plan. He lands in Crested Butte (I kid you not -- that's the name of the town -- it sounds like Crusty Butt to me) and heads to Heidi's house. He has a stressed conversation with Heidi's stepfather who, basically, told him he should have tried calling before catching the next plane.

Lauren and Whitney help out at a photo shoot for Teen Vogue and, while working, Lauren's cell rings. It's Audrina calling from home to tell Lauren that Brody has a new girlfriend! Um, didn't Lauren just kiss him goodbye like, five seconds ago? Lauren tells Whitney who sort of laughs and says, "Well that took two days." Very sensitive. In her own Marcia Brady way, Whitney encourages Lauren to look for a new love while in France. "I'm sure Paris full of guys cooler than Brody," she says, while I snicker.

Heidi (who looks like she's had some major work done) and her mom return home to find Spence in the living room. Heidi berates him for just showing up, accusing him of only caring about himself. Ya think? Heidi, Spencer and the fam go to dinner where Spencer just gets thrown under the bus. Spence tries to apologize but Heidi doesn't give an inch. Later Heidi and Spencer spend some alone time where Heidi continues to push him away. She tells him she wants him to move out of their L.A. apartment. She sends him packing.

In Paris, Lauren and Whit meet up with the band Rock N' Roll, who Lauren had met back in L.A. One of the band members ogles Lauren over drinks and suggests they go see the Eiffel Tower. They invite them to go to a club later, where LC is the center of attention. The next morning Lauren notices that her dress for the ball has been burned by her curling iron and is ruined! Oh no! While she cries it out Whitney makes a phone call and gets Lauren a substitute dress.

At the Crillon ball, the girls get all dressed up to work. I have to say, the both look gorgeous. Lauren's admirer from the band, Matthias, picks her up from the ball to drive her around Paris on his scooter. He looks all sexy and brooding while he waits for her. They drive off and see the sights, but 'ol Matthias gets a nothing out of Lauren but two pecks on the cheek -- he so wanted a real French kiss.

Lauren and Whitney head to the airport and head home.

What will happen when the whole crew is back in the same little town? It's gonna get good! Meet me back here next Monday for more!

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