The Tweeting Bra Exists -- And This Is What Ours Would Say

Ever wonder what your bra would say in 140 characters?

A Greek ad and marketing agency has created a bra that tweets each time it's unclasped as part of a campaign with Nestle Fitness to promote breast health, according to Business Insider. Every time the wearer removes the bra, a tweet reminds her to give herself a breast exam.

Well-intentioned, but we're exhausted just writing about it. We'd probably unfollow the breast exam bra pretty quickly (that said, please do give yourself a monthly self-exam).

However, we started wondering what our bra would actually tweet at us, if it had hands, fingers and access to an iPhone. We're guessing this is what ours would say:

"Um, lady? Your lunchtime yoga wasn't that low impact. #yousmell  #pleaseshower"

"Please take me back, Angels! I am under a bed. Help. RT @VictoriasSecret Victoria's Secret Night. Official sponsor of your sexiest night ever."

"Hey who's this guy? Ow! Ow! Stop pulling at me! It's in the front, idiot."

"Could you maybe leave me on through dinner? Just once? I try to be comfortable, I do."

"ICYMI: Yes, she takes me off within five minutes of getting home from work."

"Really, a wire? Because when you think wire, you think comfort. COME ON!"

"#FF: @victoriassecret @laperla @wacoal @bali @babypowder"

Want to see the actual tweeting bra? Watch the video. We're kinda digging the gem covered Twitter bird!

Tanya Edwards is a contributing writer for iVillage. Follow her on Twitter and Google+.

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