Getting involved with certain women has irreversible ramifications that can eventually cause interference with the simple joys of life, like the Rose Bowl or the World Series, for instance. Instead of the NBA Finals, it will be Breakfast at Wimbledon and a day of shopping with your future mother-in-law. There are different types of women who should be avoided at all costs. By comparing your dates to certain female Hollywood icons, you can quickly identify these potentially problematic partners on your next date.
1. The Zellweger
Renee Zellweger provides a case study for men to learn from about the type of woman to avoid. Her character on Jerry Maguire is waiting patiently for a man to enter her home, wield her child and discover his inner father before he even becomes one. The lovable son is too young to realize you're not his real dad, but he soon will.
What the movie does not show is the United States Marine husband who is serving his third tour in Iraq. He'll soon be bringing the war to all those pretty boys who hung around while he was gone, including you.
2. The Jolie
Her mysteriousness exudes a tortured, creative secret that you simply must uncover, but be advised: The Angelina Jolie type is a mess. She looks like a piece of wonderment, and there's something about her copious tattoos that attracts you. The appeal of the Jolie type is strange, though: Add chewing tobacco and she would look like a superhot, female version of your mechanic.
She is adventurous, has a wild side and is comfortable riding a motorcycle, but eventually her depression will roll over like a herd of bloated cattle in your living room. Her obsession with death and Gothic astrology will quickly violate all holy days, like Monday Night Football. For you, this will be an emotional, emasculating loss.