UPDATE: Well, whattaya know -- this year's leak was dead on! The official announcement from ABC came this morning, and the following 13 names are on the list! Let the dancing begin....
I feel like we go through this every season. Right before the official announcement on who's going to be booty-shaking their way to the disco ball trophy on Dancing With the Stars, somebody claims that they have the inside information on the new cast and it gets out. Here's the list:
As usual, there's a handful of people who I haven't the foggiest idea who they are -- and neither does the rest of America -- so they will be voted off immediately. The stand-outs on the list are obviously Lance (boy band fans look for any reason to unite), Susan Lucci (soap fans are hopelessly devoted), Misty May-Treanor (she did just win the gold medal in the Olympics for beach volleyball), and Kim Kardashian (strictly because of the booty).
Like I said, this could be right-on, half-right, or completely false. I'll keep you posted.