Raise your hand if you’ve fantasized about Prince Charming coming to rescue you on Valentine’s Day. Raise your other hand if that has never actually happened. Let us break down the sometimes harsh reality of February 14th.
Fantasy: ladies night. Reality: cat lady night.
Fantasy: gourmet chocolates. Reality: Conversation Hearts.
Fantasy: diamonds. Reality: a Ring Pop.
Fantasy: watch a romantic comedy. Reality: watch a dude movie.
Fantasy: a dozen roses. Reality: corner store flowers.
Fantasy: Ryan Gosling. Reality: Peter Griffin
Fantasy: talk to a hot guy at the bar. Reality: talk to your drink alone.
Fantasy: spending the night alone at home. Reality: spending the night at home alone.