Over-the-Top Valentine's Day Desserts We Secretly Want to Order

As our Valentine's Day gift to you, we've rounded up the most decadent and sinful desserts that you wish you could order if it wasn't uncouth to burst on the restaurant floor.

You. Your date. Valentine’s Day dinner. And the age-old dilemma when the dessert menu arrives and your waistline is screaming, “No, no, I couldn’t possibly order a dessert,” but your mouth is salivating at the mere thought of chocolate. Or a giant brownie sundae, or a giant cake covered in donuts or any number of crazy-decadent desserts that aren’t even on restaurant menus. Like these:

Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie n’ Oreo Fudge Brownie Bar

Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie n’ Oreo Fudge Brownie Bar

Courtesy of KevinandAmanda.com

Something is only called "the ultimate" for a reason.

Samoa Bundt Cake

Samoa Bundt Cake

Courtesy of BetsyLife.com

Our adult Girl Scout dreams have come true in this over-sized Samoa.

Coffee and Donuts Cake

Coffee and Donuts Cake

Courtesy of SprinkleBakes.com

Every police officer’s dream all in one cake.

Banana Split Ice Cream Cake

Banana Split Ice Cream Cake

Courtesy of BrownEyedBaker.com

The perfect banana split is now an even more perfect banana split cake.

Chocolate Chip and Candied Bacon Pancakes with Nutella Maple Syrup

Chocolate Chip and Candied Bacon Pancakes with Nutella Maple Syrup

Courtesy of EvilShenanigans.com

Yep -- we said chocolate, bacon and Nutella maple syrup.

Slutty Brownies

Slutty Brownies

Courtesy of WhatsGabyCooking.com

AKA an Oreo within cookie dough within a brownie.

Chocolate Brownie Mousse Cake

Chocolate Brownie Mousse Cake

Courtesy of ChasingDelicious.com

This decadent cake is a chocolate explosion with layers of chocolate mousse, brownie and chocolate buttercream frosting.

Boxed Chocolate Mini Cakes

Boxed Chocolate Mini Cakes

Courtesy of Sweetapolita.com

Because a box of chocolates is so 2012.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Popcorn

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Popcorn

Courtesy of TwoPeasandTheirPod.com

The best of both worlds with salty and sweet and all sorts of peanut buttery goodness.

Sweet and Spicy Bacon Coated with Nutella

Sweet and Spicy Bacon Coated with Nutella

Courtesy of Bellalimento.com

Nutella with bacon. Nutella with bacon! What more could you want?

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