"We didn't have sex or anything. In actual fact, he didn't seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss...Looking back it's hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan."
--- Victoria "Posh" Beckham, to British rag Now, on her less-than-torrid affair with '80s heartthrob Corey Haim
I've got one word for Corey -- burn!