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Yes, we know that the annual holiday-time Victoria’s Secret fashion show is all about creating a fantasy and is not meant to be a representation of real-life dressing. We get that. But this doesn’t mean we really understand WTF was going on with some of the models' crazy looks. Eiffel Tower top hat? Panties and a raincoat? Hmm. Check out the most perplexing getups that the girls strutted in on the glammed-up runway.
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
Jamie McCarthy/Getty ImagesWe're not sure which footwear seems more tortuous: The Nutcracker ballet's traditional toe shoes, or these.
Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's SecretOMG is right.
Jamie McCarthy/WireImageWe're feeling overwhelmed by all the potential puns that apply to this insane race-inspired getup: Check yourself before you wreck yourself, totally checked out — take your pick.
Rabbani and Solimene Photography/WireImageThis psychedelic butterfly reminds us of our '80s Trapper Keeper.
Lost in Translation
Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SwarovskiWe might adore everything French, but even we have to draw the line at wearing a miniature statuette of the Eiffel Tower on our noggin.
Black Swan in Bondage?
Kevin Kane/FilmMagicWe get that 50 Shades created a pop cultural love of bondage. But did we have to bring the poor fowl into this?
Matchy-Matchy Much, Taylor?
Kevin Kane/FilmMagicYes, the royal family has certainly done wonders for our collective anglophilia lately. But we do have our limits. One of the night's performers, Taylor Swift, however, does not.
Randy Brooke/WireImageSorry, but this looks like a Halloween costume inspired by 1984's Police Academy meets our sewing kit. (Confused? So are we.)
Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for SwarovskiIt takes a special confidence to rock this many mixed plaids. Not to mention giant feathered wings.
Looks Like Rain
Jamie McCarthy/Getty ImagesOK, maybe for summer showers, but seems a little chilly for holiday time.