The Best Game of MASH Ever: A Penguin Caregiver Married to Wolverine!

It's not clear if this little girl will marry Wolverine or "Nick," but a future in Hawaii with 20 kids sounds promising!

Thinking back on the spiral notebooks you used to fill playing the game MASH in elementary school, wouldn’t it be fab to still have those pages to laugh about now? At least we can live vicariously through this awesomely adorable MASH sheet presumably filled out by a very cool youngster, which was posted on image sharing site recently.

If you were once a fifth grade girl, you already know what MASH is. For the rest of you, it’s an old-fashioned pen and paper fortune-telling game, in which you determine whether you’ll be living in a mansion, apartment, shack or house (get it, MASH?), who you’ll marry, what kind of car you’ll drive, how many kids you’ll have … you get the drill. This cute kid’s boy options include Nick, Wolverine, “Jone Stuert” and “Justin Bever.” Love.

The car choices: VW van, helicopter, smart car and bus.
Pets: dog, penguin, tiger and blue whale.
Residence: Oregon, Hawaii, New York and North Pole.
Jobs: Penguin care-giver, poop scooper, pro MASH player and waiter.
Number of kids: two, five, 20 and 10.

Sadly, the game was not completed in this photo, but we’re holding out hope that this cool girl ends up living in a house with Wolverine, working as a penguin caregiver and hanging out with her pet tiger. We already know she’ll travel by helicopter in Hawaii, where she lives with her 20 children. We should all be so lucky.

Lesley Kennedy writes for Follow ShopAtHome on Twitter @shopathome and Lesley on Google +.

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