The Most Hilarious Toddler Potty Talk Ever (Happy Monday!)

This mom recorded her son's bathroom monologue -- and we can't stop laughing

As any parent knows, there are two things 3-year-olds love to talk about: food and poop. And while many moms do their best to keep the potty talk to a minimum, we’re thrilled this woman thought to grab her camera and record this conversation a boy had with himself behind a closed bathroom door.

“Holy! That poo will overflow the toilet,” he declares in the viral video on YouTube. “I ate so much food … I don’t even know why I ate that much food. I will not eat that much food again. Ugh.”

He then, hilariously, begins to list all that food: Apple. Poutine. Cheese string. Pickle chips. Peanut butter and raisins. Chocolate things. Chocolate thingies. More chocolate thingies. Gummies. “Ugh! That will overflow the toilet.”

Thankfully, the video ends before we find out, but we’re hoping, for Mom’s sake, the kid was wrong. Ugh!


Lesley Kennedy writes for's Online Shopping Report. Follow ShopAtHome on Twitter @shopathome and Lesley Google +.

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