Following her stints as a country singer and a made-for-TV rock star, Gwyneth Paltrow has apparently formed a rap supergroup... with Cameron Diaz! The two A-listers paired up for a naughty hip-hop tribute to to their pal Chelsea Handler, in honor of her show Chelsea Lately moving to a new studio. Watch below!
Paltrow and Diaz's imitation gangsta rap makes fun of Chelsea's two big weaknesses: men and alcohol. "You like black guys, white guys, whoever's around, Your bedroom look like it's a lost and found," Paltrow teases, doing her best impression of... Lil Wayne? Snoop Dogg? Who is she trying to sound like, exactly? Later on, she teases, "We kinda like you cuz you're blonde like us, but we can't hang with you in public cuz you drink too much!" Diaz provides a pretty respectable beat box, and chimes in for the rap's raunchy punchline: "By the way, 50 Cent told us you like it rough!" (Handler dated the rap star for a few months in 2010.)
This isn't the first time Paltrow has shown off her mad rhyming skills. Last year, she performed a verse of NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta" from memory on BBC's The Graham Norton Show. Watch below!
We're guessing that the union of "MC Gwyneth Paltrow" and "DJ Jazzy Cameron Diaz" was a one-time thing, but we love the idea of them teaming up for a blonde take on Watch the Throne. Our album title suggestion: Watch the Hair!