Chelsea Handler seriously had me at "Tell us why you threw your sister under the bus." That being the first question she asks Christopher Ciccone -- you know, Madonna's brother who wrote the dirty tell-all, Life With My Sister Madonna.
Chris goes on to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, Guy Ritchie (his explanation on why he's sure Madge's hubby is a homophobe is priceless), how his sis is feelin about him these days, and how Madonna may have had a little somethin-somethin done to her face.
I can't believe I haven't read this book of juicy goodness yet. Have you? Do tell.