8 Ways Your Baby Is So Not the Royal Baby

High school babysitter? Elmo lovey? We doubt it! These are some of the things the royal baby will have.

While there are many ways Prince William and Kate Middleton's new royal baby will be just like any other baby (eating, sleeping, pooping come to mind), there are many, many more ways the new little prince or princess will be very different from our offspring. Here are just a few: 


Your baby plays with Elmo; the royal baby favors Paddington Bear.

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Toys 'R Us/John Lewis

Laugh Out Loud Elmo at Toys 'R Us, $40, Paddington Bear at John Lewis, $30

Your baby wears Uggs; the royal baby wears Wellies.

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Bloomingdale's/Hunter Boots

UGG Leopard Booties at Bloomingdale's, $65, Classic Wellington Boots at Hunter, $75

Your baby has a Disney diaper bag; the royal baby prefers Mulberry.

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Mickey Mouse Diaper Bag at Wal-Mart, $22, Mulberry Piccadilly Bag, $2075

Your baby loves plastic teething rings; the royal baby favors solid silver.

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Toys 'R Us/Asprey London

Bright Star Key Ring at Toys 'R Us, $5, Asprey London Teething Ring, $335

Your baby won't go the f*** to sleep; the royal baby drifts off to Lewis Carroll.

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Go the F*** to Sleep at Amazon, $10, The Annotated Alice at Amazon, $23

Your baby loves his frog slicker; the royal baby has a Burberry trench.

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Frog Raincoat at Piperlime, $27, Burberry Brit Cotton Twill Trench Coat, $299

Your baby sleeps in a Jenny Lind crib; the royal baby has a Dragons of Walton Street cot.

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Target/Dragons of Walton Street

Jenny Lind Crib at Target, $135, Dragons of Walton Street Four-Poster Cot, $8110

Your baby gets watched by high-schoolers; the royal baby has Mary Poppins.

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