Don't send Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo a glass vase just yet. Despite FoxNews.com's report that Jessica Simpson's ex and his girlfriend were planning a secret wedding in the Bahamas this weekend, Nick's rep told Us Weekly that the rumor is completely false. Nick's peeps say the singer is in Cincinnati working on his new NBC show Clash of the Choirs, as well as another show he is producing for MTV, while Vanessa is in Los Angeles.
I so don't care about these two anymore. I still like Nick -- I have a tiny crush on him, but Vanessa just annoys me. I'm only happy if there's a sex tape to talk about, when it comes to them.