Fart in a Jar
There would be a guy in Canada trying to sell you a fart over the Internet.
A Cheeto Shaped Like a "Poodle Dog Running"
This isn’t just any Cheeto. It’s a collectible.
Antenna Boosters for your Beeper
Even if this were the first item ever listed on eBay, it would still be technologically irrelevant.
Purchase the Winning Lottery Ticket Numbers
Because we’re sure this is TOTALLY reliable.
Tie-Dye 6-Pack Beer Holster
The latest in beer-drinking couture.
Framed Money Shirt
This shirt brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “money laundering.”
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
Perfect for... nothing.
Beer Drinking Taxidermy Squirrel
That’s a pretty steep price to pay for a conversation starter.
Raccoon Penis Bone Necklace
Sold out already? But I really wanted a real penis bone hanging around my neck!
Ask My Dog a Question
“Is your owner crazy, or secretly a genius?” We’ll go with genius because this is sold.
The Secret of Time and Space