Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should: 11 Weird Things You Can Buy on eBay

Some things just shouldn't exist.

Fart in a Jar

Fart in a Jar Photo

ebay.com/kungfoojoel

Price: $5
There would be a guy in Canada trying to sell you a fart over the Internet.

A Cheeto Shaped Like a "Poodle Dog Running"

Cheeto Poodle Photo

ebay.com/harveybonesaddle

Price: $5
This isn’t just any Cheeto. It’s a collectible.

Antenna Boosters for your Beeper

Antenna Booster Photo

ebay.com/saveabuckenterprises

Price: $6.94
Even if this were the first item ever listed on eBay, it would still be technologically irrelevant.

Purchase the Winning Lottery Ticket Numbers

Winning Lottery Photo Online

ebay.com/spellshoppe

Price: $99.95
Because we’re sure this is TOTALLY reliable.

Tie-Dye 6-Pack Beer Holster

Beer Holster Photo

ebay.com/saveabuckenterprises

Price: $9.98
The latest in beer-drinking couture.

Framed Money Shirt

Ebay Money Shirt Photo

ebay.com/stillcruisin

Price: $14.99
This shirt brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “money laundering.”

Electronic Yodeling Pickle

Electric Pickle Toy Photo

ebay.com/newburycomics

Price: $11.99
Perfect for... nothing.

Beer Drinking Taxidermy Squirrel

Bud Light Taxidermy Squirrel Photo

ebay.com/jlynn32002

Price: $115
That’s a pretty steep price to pay for a conversation starter.

Raccoon Penis Bone Necklace

Raccoon Private Bone Necklace Photo

ebay.com/bluelodge503

Price: $4.99
Sold out already? But I really wanted a real penis bone hanging around my neck!

Ask My Dog a Question

Dog Answers Questions Photo

ebay.com/rare_odd

Price: $0.99
“Is your owner crazy, or secretly a genius?” We’ll go with genius because this is sold.

The Secret of Time and Space

Buy Time and Space Photo

ebay.com/rare_odd

Price: $0.99
It’s the same price as “Ask My Dog A Question,” but we think a much better bargain.

Drew DiSabatino is a freelance writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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