The Weirdest Pet Products Money Can Buy

How far would you go to spoil your dog or cat? If you own any of these products, the answer is too far.

Pet Butt Covers

 Butt Covers

Etsy.com/RearGear

There seems to be very little upside to a product that requires you get so intimate with your pet’s rear end to attach it.

Purr Detector

 Purr Detector

WomansDay.com

By lighting up the second your feline’s feeling vocal, this Purr Detector tips off cat owners who aren’t paying any attention -- or listening -- to their cats.

The Pet Peek Fence Window

 The Pet Peek Fence Window

petpeek.info

The scenery in the backyard gets old. The Pet Peek Window is designed to stop doggy boredom in its tracks. Your dog gets to peek out at the world around him, early morning joggers have the crap scared out of them and you lose the privacy your backyard once offered. Everybody wins!

Pet’s Eye View Camera

 Pet’s Eye View Camera

the-gadgeteer.com

Are you a narcissist who constantly wonders what you look like from your cat’s point of view? Use this gadget to see your cat’s-eye view -- and never take another selfie again!

Nail Pawlish

 Nail Pawlish

upscalepup.com

Doggy Nail Pawlish is an animal-safe product that lets your new pup stand out in a way that’ll make your neighbors wonder if they should make a few phone calls. Don’t forget to snag some “It’s Dog Gone! Pawlish Remover.”

Goldfish Walker

 Goldfish Walker

livingyearspets.files.wordpress.com

Dog owners get to take their pets to the ocean to play so why shouldn’t goldfish owners enjoy the same luxury? This goldfish walker allows goldfish to view the excitement of the world, limited only by their 3-second memory.

Pootrap

 Pootrap

pootrap.com

The Pootrap is a bag and harness that attaches to your dog’s behind to catch any falling… uh... debris. Patent still pending.

The Turdburglar

 The Turdburglar

tburglar.com

The hockey-stick-like design of this contraption doesn’t really remove your pets poo. It just kind of lets you launch it into a different corner of the yard.

The Bacon Bubble Buddy

 The Bacon Bubble Buddy

oggiesolutions.co.uk

A machine that blows bacon scented bubbles? We may need to buy this one for ourselves.

The Puppoose

 The Puppoose

dogpetboutique.com

We all know how dogs hate going for walks, and with the Puppoose Sling Carrier you’ll never have to make them walk or sniff bushes and trees again.

Petattoos

 Petattoos

petsciencelabs.com

We feel badly for any dog owner who thinks these tattoos are a good idea.

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