There seems to be very little upside to a product that requires you get so intimate with your pet’s rear end to attach it.
By lighting up the second your feline’s feeling vocal, this Purr Detector tips off cat owners who aren’t paying any attention -- or listening -- to their cats.
The Pet Peek Fence Window
The scenery in the backyard gets old. The Pet Peek Window is designed to stop doggy boredom in its tracks. Your dog gets to peek out at the world around him, early morning joggers have the crap scared out of them and you lose the privacy your backyard once offered. Everybody wins!
Are you a narcissist who constantly wonders what you look like from your cat’s point of view? Use this gadget to see your cat’s-eye view -- and never take another selfie again!
Doggy Nail Pawlish is an animal-safe product that lets your new pup stand out in a way that’ll make your neighbors wonder if they should make a few phone calls. Don’t forget to snag some “It’s Dog Gone! Pawlish Remover.”
Dog owners get to take their pets to the ocean to play so why shouldn’t goldfish owners enjoy the same luxury? This goldfish walker allows goldfish to view the excitement of the world, limited only by their 3-second memory.
The Pootrap is a bag and harness that attaches to your dog’s behind to catch any falling… uh... debris. Patent still pending.
The hockey-stick-like design of this contraption doesn’t really remove your pets poo. It just kind of lets you launch it into a different corner of the yard.
A machine that blows bacon scented bubbles? We may need to buy this one for ourselves.
We all know how dogs hate going for walks, and with the Puppoose Sling Carrier you’ll never have to make them walk or sniff bushes and trees again.
We feel badly for any dog owner who thinks these tattoos are a good idea.
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