10 of the Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Looks like your "wish list" just got a little longer.

Amazon is home to just about everything, from books, music and everyday household stuff to disturbing “when-would-I-ever-need-that” stuff. Here are 10 of the strangest things we came across. Lucky for you, all are available now for the right price.

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Weird Amazon Nicolas Cage Pillowcase Photo


Depending on your view of Mr. Cage, this will either bring you sweet dreams or terrible, terrible nightmares.

Daddy Saddle

Weird Amazon Daddy Saddle Photo


The Daddy Saddle is a must-have, assuming you have a professional on hand to break and saddle a Daddy for you.

Freud Action Figure

Weird Amazon Freud Action Figure Photo


Unfortunately “therapy for your child” is sold separately.

Canned Unicorn Meat

Weird Amazon Canned Unicorn Meat Photo


$14 a can seems steep, but good luck finding a butcher that carries it.

Dog Dinosaur Costume

Weird Amazon Dog Dinosaur Costume Photo


This is all you need to throw your dog a Jurassic Bark themed birthday party.(And then reevaluate some of the things going on in your life, maybe. We’re not here to judge, though).

Underpants Dispenser

Weird Amazon Underpants Dispenser Photo


A must-have in your car for underpants on-the-go.

Zombie Jerky

Weird Amazon Zombie Jerky


Because nothing is more appetizing that dried, dead meat. Oh wait...

Inflatable Toast

Weird Amazon Inflatable Toast Photo


From the reviews: “Not as tasty as regular toast but much safer for kids and those people without slotted toasters.” Awesome.

55 Gallons of Lube

Weird Amazon 55 Gallons Lube Photo


Brings a new, disturbing angle to buying in bulk.

Weener Kleener Soap

Weird Amazon Weener Kleener Soap Photo


Don’t waste your money on the generic version, pay a little extra and get the name brand Weener Kleener soap. Trust us.

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