The Royal Baby Isn't Even Here Yet, But You Can Already Buy These 14 Cheesy Products

From princess rompers to laundry detergent (really), check out the strangest royal baby products from across the pond

If the royal wedding taught us anything, it's that Brits (and okay, Americans) love collectibles featuring their beloved monarchs. With a new prince or princess arriving any day now, it's no surprise that UK retailers have been rolling out the royal baby-themed goodies. Let's just say some attempts are better than others. Here are some of the cutest, strangest, and flat-out craziest royal baby memorabilia (and yes, we would totally buy some of it).

Harrods Commemorative Plate

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Harrods

Cute Royal Baby Commemorative Plate at Harrods, $45

"An Heir is Born" Baby Blanket

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Magnificent Baby

An Heir is Born Limited Edition Reversible Blanket at Magnificent Baby, $30

Emma Bridgewater Mug

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Emma Bridgewater

Hooray for Will and Kate Mug at Emma Bridgewater, not for sale until the birth.

Epic Royal Picture Book

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Amazon

Shhh! Don't Wake the Royal Baby at Amazon, $9

Aunt Pippa & Uncle Harry Bibs

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Beauty & The Bib

I Love My Auntie Pippa/Uncle Harry Bibs at Beauty & the Bib, $20 each

Royal Baby Table Setting

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Milly Green

Royal Baby Children's Tablewear Set from Milly Green, $65

Throw Pillows

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Naked Decor

Royal Baby Pillows at Naked Decor, $50

Royal Wedding Playset

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Mothercare

HappyLand Royal Wedding Set at Mothercare, $22

Little Prince Bibs

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Mothercare

Handsome as a Prince Bib Set at Mothercare, on sale after the birth

Sick Bags

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Lydia Leith

Royal Baby Sick Bags at Lydia Leith, $5 each

Sophie Allport Mugs

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Sophie Allport

Royal Baby Mug at Sophie Allport, $14

Union Jack Booties

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Highgrove Shop

Union Flag Baby Shoes at Highgrove, Prince Charles' charity shop, $35

Royal Baby Laundry Detergent

Persil

Mommy and Baby Comfort Pure Detergent from Persil, not for sale in the United States

Keep Calm, My Granny is the Queen

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Little Delivery

Keep Calm Romper at Little Delivery, $30

Carina Belles is an editorial intern at iVillage and a senior at Ohio University. Follow her on Twitter and Google+.

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