- Buzzfeed’s Matt Stopera is good for a snort and chuckle any day of the week. Whether it’s 34 Types of Drunk Uncles, People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You, or Daniel Craig With Long Hair (which had us laughing for a full minute straight), this guy makes high art of documenting the absurd.
- Here's a list of really bad holiday sweaters and how to acually buy one. Don’t think they’ll guarantee Christmas delivery, though!
- Tumblr Hall of Fame: Lil Kim Jong Un looking at things, the epically awesome Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber (they really, really do), Ryan Gosling if he worked at the Park Slope Food Coop in Brooklyn, Feminist Ryan Gosling, to name a few….There really is a tumblr for everything.
- The internet is chock full of the animal kingdom but best is Buzzfeed’s unflagging coverage of mops that are actually dogs and humiliated cats. Ooochie poochie woochie. Okay, enough.
- George Takei’s has lately become the web’s most eminent curator of all that is ridonkculous and awesome. Here he reads Fifty Shades of Grey
- Send personally drafted Monk-e-Mail to friends, family and colleagues narrated by a lipsticked and/or cigar-chomping chimp complete with awesome English accent.
- Staple Stuff! Seriously, who thinks of this shit? Pointless and highly addictive. Think of it as a virtual stress ball.
- Likewise: Blow Stuff Up!
' - Paint Your Own Jackson Pollock was voted one of the 50 best websites by The New York Times and past winner of a Webby award. TIP When Playing: Click to switch paint color.
- Watch a pimply teenage boy lip sync Rihanna. Strange and laugh out loud funny. Singing in his every-suburban-boy-bedroom with occasional guest start appearances from 50 Cent and others, YouTube phenom Keenan Cahill reprises pop songs. Here he is singing "Only Girl In The World" and Katie Perry’s Teenage Dream.
- Watch actors do dramatic narrations of terrible Yelp reviews -- complete with sad documentary music and real tears, real actors read about terrible food and bad service. Snort.
- From Wham to Mariah Carey, here are the worl'd worst Christmas music videos in all their vivid, living color and very bad hair. While you’re there, check out Mashable’s Year’s Top GIFS.
- Take a break with videos of old New Yorkers making long and awesome wedding toasts and so much more.
- Cat Bounce! Bounce a cat with rigor mortis…or ten. So dumb. And yet, our favorite is the one who looks like he’s about to scratch the crap out of us with all four clawed talons fully extended.
- Ever see the awkward family photo of a 70-something grandfather modeling his granddaughter’s teen line?
- The Useless Web will take you to hypnotic and time-wasting places like rainy mood, leekspin and chickenonaraft. Just go and see for yourself.
- Auto correct horror stories for all of us who have so been there.
- Your Name In Heiroglyphics and Flip Your Text Upside Down are about as useful as Pig Latin but totally entertaining.
- Give a guy a mustache for no good reason with Lord Likely.
- Watch chickens lay eggs in real time. No questions, please.
- See Tom Jones, Patrick Swayze and all your favorite Hollywood studs as Russian Generals in gilded frames...it is hard to explain. You’ll just have to see it to get why this is important.
