What You Should Have Said: 8 Comebacks for 'When Are You Due?' (When the Baby's Already Here!)

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What You Should Have Said: 8 Comebacks for 'When Are You Due?' (When the Baby's Already Here!)

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Christine Coppa on Jun 24, 2010 at 3:52PM

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a Christine Coppa on Jun 24, 2010 at 3:55PM

Congrats, mom, you did it. You survived labor and delivery and have a beautiful baby to fawn over 24/7. Unfortunately, not everyone got the memo. Next time someone spots your postbaby pooch and wants to know when the, ahem, already-born-baby is due (ouch!), bite back with these sweetly sassy quips!

Comeback No. 1

You mean the Kit-Kat I just ate?