Congrats, mom, you did it. You survived labor and delivery and have a beautiful baby to fawn over 24/7. Unfortunately, not everyone got the memo. Next time someone spots your postbaby pooch and wants to know when the, ahem, already-born-baby is due (ouch!), bite back with these sweetly sassy quips!
Comeback No. 1
You mean the Kit-Kat I just ate?
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