He says: I really like you.
He means: I think I am falling in love but if I say that word, there is no going back.
He says (in the middle of a date): It'll be great to show you the house I grew up in (or anything else that smacks of the future).
He means: See Above
He says: "Girlfriend" and he's not doing a Ru Paul imitation.
He means: You've made him breakfast, he fixed your car and his buddies aren't allowed to come on to you.
He says: Nothing's wrong. I'm fine.
He means: God, I know you want to talk about my day and all my interrelationships with my colleagues and boss and the guy who drives my bus, but I am at home now and I just want to drink 10 beers, eat a bag of chips for dinner and zone out.
He says: Maybe we need to slow down.
He means: Maybe you need to slow down.
He says: I don't know what I want.
He means: I don't want you.
He says: I need some space.
He means: I'm about this close to dumping you but I haven't worked up the nerve yet.
He says: You're an amazing woman.
He means: You're an amazing woman.
He says: I love you.
He means: You make me incredibly happy whenever we are together. I think you may be The One.
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