These Disney Princesses Probably Ended Up Divorced

A 10-minute dance does not a marriage make

User SamanthaParkington started a spot-on thread on Reddit, asking “Which Disney princess marriage would be the most likely to end in divorce?” She added, “Just something I think about after I watch those movies. Like, really, how do they know each other that well?”

Any marriage counselor will tell you a strong relationship is based on communication, trust and common values -- not a lovely singing voice (hello, Ariel). That’s why few of the Disney couples had a real shot at happily ever after. Here, we collect the movie relationships Redditors think were doomed and the hilarious reasons why.

CINDERELLA
"They talk for, like, 10 minutes tops." -- SamanthaParkington

ALADDIN
"Aladdin and Jasmine....a relationship built on lies and judgement." --sezrawr

LILO AND SITCH
"Society makes mixed marriages difficult." -- redundantman

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
"Domestic violence has low success." -- iam4real

SLEEPING BEAUTY
"Nothing says romance like Somnophilia." -- NietzscheSolo

Which Disney romance do you think is the most ridiculous?

Mom of two Sasha Emmons is a writer and editor. Follow her on Twitter and Google+.

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