You've read the reports that there's trouble in Paris-dise for Paris and Paris, right? Whelp, Page Six is adding fuel to the fire by interviewing Paris Latsis's father, Grigoris Kasidokostas. Papa Latsis sets the record straight: 1. The groom-to-be never discussed marriage with his father. "If he hasn't discussed this with his own father, how serious could it be?" asked Kasidokostas. "That should tell you the whole story." 2. Latsis is 22, not 27, as reported in other news outlets. "He's much too young to even consider a subject like marriage," said Dad. 3. Latsis didn't buy a $12 million home in Bev Hills for the couple, nor did he buy Hilton a $5 million ring. "All of it lies." 4. As for Kathy Hilton's claim that the Hiltons will head to Greece to meet the Latsis family, he says: "That was the first I'd heard of it." 5. And to completely piss off his son, Dad ended with: "[Paris is] a very, very good boy... a gentle, down-to-earth boy... not a playboy by any stretch of the imagination. He doesn't have a lot of experience with women."
"Not a playboy?" Paris L. will probably marry Paris H. now, just to annoy his big-mouth father.