Here's What Would Happen If Snooki's Kid Had Playdates with North West

The Jersey Shore star wants to set Lorenzo up with Kim Kardashian's daughter. Would these babies be BFFs?

In a recent interview, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi ruminated about a future play date between her son, Lorenzo, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter, North. Might we add these two to our list of celebrity kids we wish would date in the future? 

"I would love to do a playdate," Snooki told E!, while promoting Season 3 of Snooki & JWoww (premiering Oct. 22 on MTV). "I think [Nori] is beautiful. She has Kim's eyes. Kim has pretty eyes." But in a humble acknowledgement of her less-posh lifestyle, Snooki added that "[Kim and Kanye] probably have high standards, though. They probably want her to date a prince or something."

Ah, yes. We can only imagine some of the issues that would crop up a few years down the line, if these two reality TV scions began play dating… 

Lorenzo to Snooki: "Oh, mom -- do we have to go to Nori's house today? They have no juice boxes. Only sparkling grape juice."

Nori to Lorenzo: "You call this a birthday party? Where are the live unicorns? No hot air balloon rides? What is this bread with cheese and red sauce? Mo-om!"

Lorenzo to Nori: "What's a 'creative genius,' and why does your dad keep calling himself that?"

Nori to Lorenzo: "We can be friends when we grow up, but my grandma says I could never marry you. She has a deal in the works with His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge."

Kim to Lorenzo: "Honey, it's time to come inside now. Nori's skin can't take that much sun. … Yes, I realize you want to be tan for the first day of kindergarten, but I must protect her skin from wrinkling."

Lorenzo to Kim: "But this sandbox is so much cooler than ours!"

Kim to Lorenzo: "That's not sand, silly. It's Swarovski crystals."

Jennifer Graham Kizer is an iVillage contributing writer. Follow her on Google+.

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