"Drunk guys can do a lot of stuff sober guys can't. Drunk guys can call you up and tell you a bunch of sweet things or a bunch of mean things and then call back sober and say they didn't mean any of it. Drunk guys can pick up girls in bars or online and think nothing of it, even if they have a girlfriend at home. Seriously, you can do better than a guy who calls you drunk. That almost never works out well. Go talk to happily married women and see if they are with guys who call them drunk or who called them drunk. I'm guessing their answer will be no."
—Grrl Genius Cathryn Michon