Okay, my dear Blabber-ers, I'm off to watch my two-year-old experience the wonder of Disney World for the very first time.
Have no fear, if I run into Miley Cyrus and her bare back -- you know, the one that has caused the ruckus of all ruckuses -- I'll be sure to cover my son's eyes.
While I'm away, my girl Jacki will be taking very good care of you -- dishing all of the dirt in the week to come. Be good to her and, if you're lucky, I'll bring you all back a pair of those silly plastic ears.
I'll miss you!