15 Things No One Told You About Sex After Baby

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Jenna McCarthy on Nov 1, 2013 at 7:07PM

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a Jenna McCarthy on Feb 8, 2011 at 9:56AM

In fact, he might get punched in the esophagus if he tries to touch them. This might be Mother Nature’s cruelest joke: She loans you these amazing curves and then plasters them with “wet paint” signs (since babies can’t read, they’re free to grope with abandon). Even if you’d like to share your massive mammaries with your mate, for the first few months, they’ll probably be tender and leaky and not exactly erotic orbs of pleasure. Before long, they’ll be yours to do with as you please again; in the meantime, take a moment to appreciate your body’s amazing ability to give your baby everything he needs to survive.

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