15 Things No One Told You About Sex After Baby

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Jenna McCarthy on Nov 1, 2013 at 7:07PM

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Your Partner's Advances Might Infuriate You

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a Jenna McCarthy on Feb 8, 2011 at 9:53AM

“Really? You’re feeling frisky, are you? Well I’m feeling very much like I was violently attacked by a very large, angry mob of bears. In case you’ve forgotten, I have stitches in and around my most tender of orifices, I’m leaking all over and I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in five and a half months. Would you like to remind me again how your life has changed since we decided to have a baby?” If you’re impossibly strong, you will keep these words inside your head and thwart his gropes with a gentle “Soon, honey. Soon.” After all, you can’t blame the guy for trying.

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